Feet don't fail me now

Most things about the start of the school year have been very calm but last night it was deja vu all over again.

Where is my science homework?

duh, dunno. Where is your science homework?

HELP ME LOOK FOR IT.

ok, but why are you dribbling a soccer ball around the hall. How about retracing your steps and look again,.

I HAVE LOOKED FOR IT.

Do it again. I am leaving to go to the theatre in 3 minutes....

Oh, maybe I didn't bring it home.

ok how about calling one of your classmates?

He's a nerd why would I want to call him?

Because he has the homework and you don't....Ok I'm leaving for the theatre and you are in the good hands of your sitter.