Breakfast, actually

I know that all the good nutritionists and their sober sided brethren rabbit on endlessly about the restorative power of breakfast but it is certainly a meal that I dislike. What to eat? What not to eat? Should it be taken in a leisurely fashion under a speading oak tree as you watch the clouds shift in the sky? Lucky you. Or do you need to eat a cold piece of toast standing up in the kitchen as the dog sniffs around your foot in a most hopeful fashion? Actually even if you sit down and make the mistake of watching Today Show that alone will make you feel sick as you watch the endless recitation of world wide horrors. Ok. And then to add injury to insult or is it insult to injury you probably need to feed your children. Or child. A little cereal my darling? No, isn't there something really delicious for breakfast? why yes: corn flakes. NO. How about toast?
Again? ok how about the black beans and rice that you didn't want to eat for dinner?
Great. GREAT

That's actually my favorite breakfast when you can create a backwards day and serve up dinner for breakfast. Steak, hamburgers, not cold Pizza and a coke but certainly black beans and rice make it a good breakfast day for me.