statistics

I'm trying to make sense out of some of these numbers: 3 boxes of kleenex used in a day and a half, 1 pound of beef fat found and purchased for a plum pudding, 4 miles of travelling in this freezing day....$5 spent on lunch...1 hour spent walking the dog...I think it's the 3 boxes of kleenex that really astounded me. If each one has 80 tissues in it, how can Kate have blown her nose 240 times.

This skewed picture of my life was capped last night with a manicure and pedicure to make sure that I have devine ruby nails on my hands and feet.