Eureka

I know it's not going to make me seem like a nice person, oh, no, but I was ever so glad this morning to glide out of the house and leave the chaos, the water pouring over the kitchen floor and the smoke billowing through the house behind.....when Arnie came back from taking Kate to school he asked me what was burning. Oh, my god, I thought I left the kettle on again....Not this time. The dishwasher had streaks of black indicating an electrical fire, the water was pouring all over the kitchen floor and the maintenance guys were moping for their lives. So happy to look helpless and leave, checking in later by phone of course with just the right degree of concern in my voice....

Bye bye dish washer.....