Perfect Parenting

Just received an e-mail from kate's school calling all the parents to an early morning meeting to hear about the curriculum for their Human Relations class. Last semester it was about nutrition and this semester it's going to be about teeens, tweens and sex. Get the drift here? One of the topics will be oral sex so you can bet your bottom dollar I'm going to go to the goddam early morning meeting to hear how they are going to talk about stuff I definitely don't want to talk about.

When I casually, is it ever?, mentioned oral sex as a topic for this class to kate, she asked what it meant. And in my best shrinky mode, I said, What do you think it means? Ah, oral sex is talking about sex?